Let’s be real: Sarge’s shotgun isn’t just a weapon—it’s a lifestyle. In the dusty hellscape of Blood...
Tucker’s got one move, and it’s “Bow Chicka Bow Wow.” This guy’s been stuck in Blood Gulch so long,...
Caboose is a walking, talking error code in human form. This guy’s so dumb, he makes Grif look like...
Grif’s the ultimate slacker, and honestly, he’s winning at life in Blood Gulch. While Sarge is screa...
Church is mad. Like, all the time. Whether he’s a human, an A.I., or a ghost haunting a robot body,...
Simmons is the guy who peaked in high school as the teacher’s pet and brought that energy to Blood G...
Tex rolls into Blood Gulch like a hurricane in black armor, and suddenly everyone else looks like th...
Donut shows up in lightish-red—sorry, pink—armor, and suddenly the Reds have a crisis on their hands...
Lopez the Heavy is the unsung hero of Blood Gulch, and by “hero,” I mean “guy who’s stuck fixing eve...
The Warthog isn’t just a vehicle—it’s the real star of Blood Gulch. This poor jeep’s been flipped, c...